My Pineapple tart and myself

I’ve been craving pineapple tarts for a while now.
Not just any pineapple tart but the one in Melaka and it’s not just any pineapple tart from Melaka, it’s the one from Jonker street towards the end of the road.
No no no, not the one near the famous chicken rice ball shop near the bridge. [...]

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3 days Left

When the new year came, I was thinking, “CRAP I AM TURNING 25 THIS YEAR“.
Now in 3 days time, I WILL be 25 years old.
Ok so turning 25 isn’t such a big deal.
I know I am still young and so on and so forth but it’s the 2 and 5.
I will be in my late [...]

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I take thee, CAR, as my husband.

Have you ever heard of “Objectum – Sexuality” ?
There’s even a blog about it, where people express themselves openly about their affair.
Objectum-Sexuality is also better known as objectophilia. It is a bizarre sexual obsession with objects.
This is how it works, Sarah see’s wall.
Sarah is very attracted to wall.
Sarah then finds herself to be sexually stimulated [...]

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27th of May, TUESDAY!

I hate Mondays.
Then comes Tuesday and I also hate Tuesdays.
This is followed by Wednesday and Wednesday isn’t so bad since it is “hump day” but that doesn’t mean I have to like Wednesday.
Thursday is the best because you know the following day is Friday and Friday means “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee“.
Anyway, today is Tuesday and it’s bleh!
My body [...]

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A Lady at Work.

Had a meeting yesterday with some people from Hilton and Le Meridien.
Throughout the whole meeting, I was studying the lady from Hilton Hotel.
I am not playing lesbian or anything. I just decided to study her.
Beside, I did not initiate the whole “staring and studying” thing. She did it all on her own.
She’s not terribly beautiful [...]

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Vanity

I went out again last Saturday with the girls.
Different girls this time round.
We started out at “Scarlet”, only to head into town later.
I recommended “Marketplace” because;
1. I know the owners.
2. No cover charge.
3. It’s “Boy’s Night”, so plenty of gay men to go around.
4. No man will bother us or hit on us.
“Marketplace” is a [...]

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bla bla bla

Random blahs are good.
I like to think that random blahs are good.
Why?
Because it’s so random and you can either laugh or cry about it.
Though a good laugh is always better than a good cry.
It doesn’t have to be anything serious or related. Just simply random. Now that’s an awesome conversation.
Besides, you don’t have to think [...]

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I cut my hair and…..

I wanted to chop my hair off sometime ago but decided against it when I saw this girl with the “bob hair cut” I use to have.
Now I don’t know her personally but I know enough to know she’s such a freaking snob.
Her name is Z by the way.
I decided against the whole idea and [...]

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I HAVE A LIFE……OUTSIDE THE MINISTRY.

I went out partying with my girls the other night and so happen to bump into this fella.
Man, was he surprise to see me.
I think he said, “Eh I didn’t know you people know how to party…wah you some party girl issit?!”
After making that statement, he made his friends guess to where I was working.
“Guess, [...]

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I Did It In My Head.

Guess what I did last night?
I did something bad. Something very very bad.
As I look up into the sky right now, feeling the running water on my feet, I can’t believe I did what I did last night.
You see, last night, I murdered my friends, I murdered the one who betrayed me and I murdered [...]

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